Your momma jokes

• your mothers so fat she tryed gettin cheats for wii fit
• youe mammas so fat when see went to the airport she got arested fo 10 pounds of crack
• ya mums that stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.
• yo momma is like mcdonalds billions and billions served
• yo Mamma' Is So Fat That When She Sits On A Rainbow "Pffft" skittles go flying out.
• yo Mamma Is So Fat
• your mamma's so fat that she went on a see food diet ... see food eat it
• your mommas so fat.....she ate the rest of the comeback
• Your mommas so fat when she went to a kids birthday she was mistaken as a bouncy castle
• Yo mamas so fat, when i shot her i got a triple kill!
• you'r momma's so fat, well she ate the last half of my joke, the fat cunt....
• yo momma is so hairy when she walked down the street people said i thought mammoths were extinct
• yo mamas soo fat she had to have her own postal code!!
• your mum's like KFC.... finger licking good
• Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk o_o
• yo mam so fat when sh'e hungry elephants run!