Yank jokes

• Its 11 am GMT and the American jokes are being voted down.Once again proving the fucking yanks have no sense of humour.
• That Viagra is great stuff.No matter how fat and ugly she is, I can still manage to give her one.I bet it was invented by a Yank.
• I feel really sorry for the people living in New Orleans...well, they are American...
• George Bush has decided that as his last act as President he is going to reach out to US Muslims after the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.Every Muslim Community Leader has been invited to a Texas Hog Roast on the White House lawn.
• What do you call a racist, xenophobic Yank?Nothing. Yank will suffice.
• What do you call an American with a sense of culture?An Indian
• Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in America to 32?It seems they want to keep alcohol out of schools.
• On a train from London to Manchester an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stiff. You set yourself apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips make you above the rest of us. Look at me... I’m me. I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"The Englishman replied, "Very sporting of your mother."
• A Yank goes into a Record shop in London."Hi buddy boy,looking for a song about someone intelligent in America"So the bloke hands him "An Englishman in New York".
• I was driving through town last week when I saw a big fat American stood in the middle of the road. I ran straight over him. I could have gone around him but I didn"t know whether I had enough petrol.
• I"ve just been to McDonalds to get a Cheeseburger.You get a choice of 3 sizes now.Regular.Medium.Fat Yank Bastard--------Stop editing it Yanks, dont be scared of the truth
• At an English university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes."Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to a student, "what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," replied the diligent student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of another student. "Elation," she said. "And you, sir," he said to an American student, "what about the opposite of woe?" The Yank replied, "Sir, I believe that would be "giddy up"."
• I was watching a replay of 9/11 and listening to the American National Anthem earlier.It brought tears to my eyes.I still can"t stop laughing now.