Wtc jokes

• Did you hear about the new service offered by United Airlines?Apparently, they now fly you directly to your workplace.
• What did Osama Bin Laden cook on Iron Chef?Big Apple Crumble.
• Who are the fastest readers in the world?New Yorkers. 110 stories in 10 seconds.
• Why are the New York police and firemen the finest in the world?Because you can now run them through a sieve.
• Why was the cleaner at the World Trade Center fired?Because he left the landing lights on.
• What was the last pizza order from the World Trade Center?Two large plains.
• How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?The rest of your life.
• Firemen recently pulled a hot dog vendor from the ruins of the WTC.Apparently, his first words were "Who ordered the two jumbos?"
• "New York, New York; so good they hit it twice."
• A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet""We don"t sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply."Well you"ve got one in the window!"
• What"s the difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombings? Once again, foreigners have proven that they can do it better and more efficiently.
• Q)What did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say? A)Who ordered the 2 jumbo's?