White jokes

• Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate?So black kids can get messy too.
• Why are household appliances white?Because blacks have no power.
• Hockey, a sport for white men.Basketball, a sport for black men.Golf, a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
• Why is it that, at the Olympics, the white athletes win the shooting events and the black athletes win the running events?
• What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim?A hostage.
• A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"The customer says, "Female"The counter guy asks, "Black or white?"The customer says, "White"The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
• What"s white on top and black on bottom?Society.
• 15 blokes chased a paki through McDonalds. When they caught him, they beat him to death.After the police arrived at the scene, they questioned a witness about why he didn"t helpHe simply responded "i thought 15 was enough"
• What"s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?One"s on the cover of Playboy and the other"s on the cover of National Geographic.
• Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, "Turn White for Fifteen Quid." The two men turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a twenty pound note and the other one has a ten pound note. Since neither one of them has exactly fifteen pounds, they can"t figure out how they can both get turned white... Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take twenty quid and go in there and get turned white, then when you come out you can give me your fiver change and then I will have fifteen quid and I can get turned white too!" "You bet, dawg!" says the other guy, and he goes inside. Ten minutes later, you wouldn"t believe it, that black guy was now blond-haired, blue-eyed, white-skinned and even had a suit and a tie on! The first black guy says, "holy shit man! I can"t believe it, you really are white! Hurry up and give me that fiver so I can do it too!" To which the newly-white man exclaims, "fuck you, nigger, get a job!"
• What"s the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y"all motherfuckers ain"t gonna believe dis shit!"
• This 8 year old girl goes into Santa"s grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?" The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?"
• They say once you go black you won"t go back.Not because blacks are better, it"s because no white person will ever touch you again
• What"s the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?Nothing; they"re both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.
• What do you call a buncha white guys running down a hill? Avalanche. Buncha black guys? Mudslide. Bunch Mexicans? Prison break.
• Q: why are Aspirins made white? A: you want them to work, don't you?