White house jokes

• Is Barack Obama the first Black Man to beat a White Woman and not serve time for it?
• The last thing America needs is a black man in the White House begging for change.
• Barack Obama claims to be half white and half black.Why is he not stripey like a zebra then ?
• The Americans put Bush and Dick in the White House. Surely someone must have seen that a big fuck up was coming!!
• A black president means the White House will be called the Black House?That"s ridiculous, surely it would be called Pimp Obama"s Mother Fuckin" Pussy Crib.
• What"s big, white and smells of fried chicken.The White House after the election.
• Bill Clinton is walking down a corridor in the White House when he sees a pretty young girl walking towards him."Hello," he says "Are you new here?""Yes," she replies "I started yesterday.""Ah," answers Bill "I thought I hadn"t come across your face before."
• I don"t know what all the fuss is about Barack Obama saying in his speech, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it"s still a pig."Well, I say you can put a Black man in the White house but he is still a Nigger.
• I know some Americans are really keen to see reform in their country, and they"re thinking of putting a black in the White House.My advice: don"t. We"ve had a Brown in Number 10 for a year now, and it"s been a fucking disaster.
• What"s the difference between the White House and a toilet?When you get a thick shit stuck in the toilet, you can call a plumber; when you get one in the White House, you have to call it Mr. President.
• George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington"s ghost.Bush asked the ghost, "President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?""Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington.With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn"t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom."Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked."Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson answered.Bush still couldn"t sleep well, and much later he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln"s ghost."Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked.Lincoln replied, "Go see a play."
• When George Bush inherited his surname they must have known he"d turn out to be a cunt.