- When my Muslim jokes get buried, do they go to heaven and get 72 virgin jokes?
- I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt
- Eighteen year old virgin.No recollection from the victim.No witnesses.Carlsberg don"t do rapes....
- What"s the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?The Pope died a virgin.
- A man was walking along the beach one day, when he happened to pass by a very lovely young woman that didnt have any arms or legs, gently sobbing to herself..."Why the tears?" he asked.She says, "I"m 18 years old and I"ve never been kissed." The man pauses for a moment, then smiles and gives her a soft kiss on the head. She laughs a little and puckers up so he gives her a big kiss on the lips.They pause for an unsure moment and then she says "You know... I"m 18 years old... and I"ve never been fucked!" The man stands up starts smiling and grabs the young woman by the hair and tosses her into the sea.She starts screaming and bobbing up and down, then the man shouts; "WELL YOU"RE FUCKED NOW DARLING!"
- A 13-year-old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a teenager"s magazine: "I am 13 years old and I"m the only virgin in the class. Is my Dad queer?"
- Why wasn"t Christ born in America?They couldn"t find three wise men and a virgin.
- What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn"t a Premiership footballer?A virgin
- Royal Wedding NightCamilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I"m trying, my darling! But it"s just so blooming tight!""Come on, my prince! Give it all you"ve got!" she cried.Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one"s even tighter!"To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That"s my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"