Vegetarian jokes

• How do you know if a Korean has been in your house?Your PC is warm, your homework is done, and your dog is missing.
• Vegetarian is an old Indian word for piss poor hunter...
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
• As a militant vegetarian, Chrissie Hynde has been urging Madonna to give up meat completly.And no doubt she will when they invent the quorn cock.
• Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.It"s called Not Poodle.
• Paul McCartney tells his kids, "I"ve got some bad news and some good news.""The bad news is your mother"s dead. But the good news is it"s sausages for tea tonight."
• My girlfriend bought a book titled "Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking". It"s ideal, as not only is she a Vegetarian...
• Many years ago...Paul McCartney"s children are sitting down to a family dinner. Paul comes in with a tear in his eye and says "Kids, I"ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that, tragically, your mother Linda finally lost her fight with cancer last night and died. The good news is... steak for tea!"
• My mate Jim doesn"t eat meat anymore.I think the turning point was probably last Tuesday when he died.