Twin towers jokes

• I was chatting to an American about all the pain we felt on 9/11/2001. I should know- I caught my foreskin in my zip that day.Which, by the way, was the 9th of November.
• My parents went to New York on the 11th of September and all I got back was this bloody T-shirt.
• September 11th 2001 was a very sad day for me. My dog died, I was fired from work and my Wife left me.On a brighter note, there was some good stuff on the telly that day.
• Happy twin towers day
• Did you hear Burger King are doing a 9/11 commemoration meal?You get two flaming whoppers and a big apple crumble.
• With America heading for another depression, how handy would the Twin Towers be right about now?
• What flavour are twin tower crisps?Plain.
• So yesterday was the 10th September, known as The Big Bang Day.And today 11th September, how about : The Two Big Bangs Day.
• What colour were the walls in the twin towers?Plane red.
• A recent revelation has shed new light on the 9/11 attacks.Two Irish joiners were working in the Twin Towers that day fitting new doors. A witness overheard one saying, "Paddy, get a plain and take a bit off the top."
• It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the World Trade Center used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."The son, not understanding, asks his father "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"
• I have just returned home after watching Oliver Stone"s new flick World Trade Centre, and I have to say I was a little disappointed by the storyline. Two planes crashing into the Twin Towers... on the same day. It"s a bit far-fetched.
• Amir Khan"s 1st round knockout.I haven"t laughed like that in 6 years and 362 days.