Truck jokes

• A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.
• did you see the dwarf that crossed the road ??nor did the bus
• Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck.Reverse-racism is when you back up.
• One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a cheque. There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady.The kid could not help but notice her size. "Dad looks at her! She is so huge!"The father replied, "Be quiet! You must be polite and don"t hurt her feelings."The kid persisted, "But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!"The father, rather embarrassed, said, "Stop it or I"ll take you outside!"Just about then the ladies pager goes off ... "beep... beep... beep..."The kid screams "Dad look out! She"s backing up!"
• A truck driver went into the back of me yesterday.Funny,you don"t think of truckers being poofs.
• I"ll always remember the last words of my grandfather:"A truck!"