Tourettes jokes

• My uncles got really bad financial problems.He has both Tourettes and a swear box.
• For years I thought my dad suffered from Tourettes.Turns out he just thought I was a fucking cunt.
• I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.It only took a minute to be sworn in!
• Disability Cockney Rhyming Slang1. Mutton Jeff deaf2. Canary Wharf dwarf3. Cardinal Wolsey cerebral palsy4. Raspberry ripple cripple5. Rubber and plastic spastic6. Tulips and roses multiple sclerosis7. Bacon rind blind8. Diet Pepsi epilepsy9. Benny and the Fucking Cuntunting Jets Tourette’s10. Birds and bees amputees
• I got a Charity appeal letter from the Tourettes Society today.Apparently for just two pounds a week I can sponsor a child to fuck off you stupid cunt pissflapping bastard..
• I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what"s your disability?"I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
• I tried to join a support group for people with Tourette"s Syndrome, but they told me to fuck off...
• I"ve got tourettes, I swear.
• I went to the doctor"s today and I was diagnosed with Tourette"s Syndrome.I"m not too bothered about it - I think everyone"s a cunt anyway.
• My Auntie has a son Steve with Tourette"s, I don"t see them very often but I paid them a visit last Sunday.Steve and I were sitting waiting for my aunty to bring in some tea when all of a sudden he looked at me and said, "open the door, you cunt."I felt a little bit embarrassed and did not reply.He said again, "open the fucking door, you stupid cunt." I began to feel completely awkward and did not have a clue how I should respond, so just pretended I did not hear him say anything.He started getting agitated and piped up, "you useless cunt, open the fucking door."At which point, to my relief, my aunty came into the room and said, "don"t worry, dear, he"s just trying to tell you a knock-knock joke."
• You shouldn"t trust people with Tourette"s, they will swear on anything.
• A Man With A Speach Problem Went Into The Butchers And The Counter Lady Says "Can I Help You Sir" "yes, Can I Have A Bum Please?" The Lady Replied"Whaa...Oh You Mean A Bun!" The Man Said "Yes Thats What I Meant" Then The Man Went Into The Hardware Store And Asked Te Clerk "Can I Get A Fuckit?" "Excuse Me?!!"The Clerk Replied. "A Fuckit" The Clerk Said "Oh Yh You Mean A Bucket!" The Man Replied "Yes!" Next, The Man Went Into The Pet Shop And Asked For A CockInScratchit'. The Lady Said " Dont You Mean A CockerSpaniel?" And The Man Nodded His Head. After He Got His Stuff The Man Went To The Bus Stop To Go Home. At The Bus Stop,Suddenly His Dog Ran Away, So He Asked The Women Beside Him, "Miss Can Yo Hold My Bum And Fucket While I Catch My CockInScratchit'?".