Tampons jokes

• What do hockey goalies and Jewish girls have in common?They both change their pads after three periods.
• Where do you send Jewish kids with A.D.D.?To concentration camps.
• What runs along walls and kills Jews?Gas Pipes.
• How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
• I"ve got no problem buying tampons. I"m a modern man.But apparently they"re not a "proper" present.
• My wife bought some yellow tampons......they"re for sunny periods
• What"s the difference between Tampax and Saddam Hussein?One is a string hanging from a cunt...
• What do elephants use as tampons?Sheep!!Why do elephants have long trunks?Because sheep don"t have string!!
• Women can be volatile whilst on their periods. Have you noticed they"ve even got fuses on their tampons!