Swallow jokes

• George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of the Wizard of Oz. its called Swallow the Yellow thick load
• Lads, did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?Of course you did, but do you know why?If she will swallow that she will swallow anything.
• If a stork delivers a white babyand a crow delivers a black baby,what delivers no baby?A swallow.
• Why is your mum so fat? Every time she swallows, I buy her a cake.
• You know your mother is getting a bit sick of you when she says she wishes she swallowed you!
• This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow.
• Sure Jesus loves you, but does he swallow?
• little Bobby says to his dad " Do you and mummy keep birds in your bedroom?", Daddy says "No, What do you mean?", and bobby says "Well, last night i was passing by your room, and i heard you say to mummy "Do you wanna swallow , or should i let it fly?"
• A desperate man calls 999, "Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"After five minutes, the same man calls back, "It"s OK, I found another one"
• What"s the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she"ll swallow!
• Went to the doctor"s the other day. I said,"Doctor, I"ve swallowed a bone.""Are you choking?" he asked.I said, "no,I"m fucking serious!"
• I found out that condoms are not one hundred percent effective.Please don"t make the same mistake I did. Always double bag your coke before swallowing!
• "I"m going to the doctor," says Mary."Why, what"s wrong?" asks her best friend Sara."I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm."Sara says, "why worry? If you"re swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you`re a bit chubby"
• One swallow doesn"t make a summer, but it sure does make a great end to an evening.