Surrender jokes

• The French Army have unveiled their new flag.A white cross on a white background.
• For todays Olympic Closing Ceremony, the French National Squad is to be sedated in an attempt to stop them running out of the Stadium during the firework finale.
• When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• There was panic in France this morning as the Channel Tunnel remains closed, cutting off the main French escape route to England.
• I see the French relay team have been knocked out.They saw a German with a baton and surrendered.
• After an excellent Opening Ceremony, which included 2 million pounds worth of fireworks exploding over the stadium, China have put messages on state television asking the whereabouts of the French Olympic Squad who were last seen running in all directions.
• The French Government recently announced that they have made thier army twice as efficient by sewing white flags on the backs of their troops jackets.They can now run away and surrender at the same time.
• I hear that Eskimos have over a hundred different words for snow and ice...Do you think that means the French have over 100 different words for surrender?
• How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it and one to hold a white flag just in case.
• A man asks his friend, "what"s the most common French expression?"His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
• I think it"s great that Sarkozy has sent some troops to the Middle East.I mean, who else will show the Arab cunts how to surrender properly?
• With the tense stand off between Russia and Georgia, France"s president today announced an unconditional surrender just in case !
• Knock knockWho"s there?I give upAh, you"re French then.