Suicide bomber jokes

• Wouldnt it be funny if the suicide bomber got to heaven and found out the 72 virgins were just computer geeks?
• Big Brother 9.Sixteen fucking weirdos in a small house in Elstree. Never a suicide bomber around when you need one.
• Apparantly this guy, Nicky Reilly, the Exeter bomber, only ended up injuring himself. The UK Muslim council are said to be horrified- When asked for comment, they replied " fucking amateur"
• Strathclyde Police have named one of the Glasgow Airport terror suspects as: "Sinje Majeep" who was apparently celebrating the lesser known Muslim festival of Ramavan.
• The bee.Nature"s very own suicide bomber.
• Don"t think I will be taking my teddy bear to Sudan not since I named him "smellysuicidebombingblackmuslimtwat"
• Some people say they don"t understand the mentality of suicide bombers.But if I couldn"t drink, and every woman I saw was covered from head to toe, I"d be queueing up to strap a bomb on.
• What"s the difference between a Glasgow airport bomber and a computer?You don"t piss yourself laughing when your computer fucks up, crashes, and bursts into flames.
• Just watching some Arabian football league highlights.I"ve never seen so many explosive strikers.
• Am I the only one who"d love to go to suicide bomber training camp and see the instructor stand before everyone and say, "right, I"m only going to show you this once..."
• Suicide bombers have killed 40 people in an arms factory in Pakistan.I didn"t realise prosthetic limbs were banned by the Koran.