Stevie wonder jokes

• Stevie Wonder will never read this.
• The Americans have George Bush, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder...We have Gordon Brown, No Cash, No Hope and No Fucking Wonder..
• What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?Neither of them will see Christmas!
• How do you confuse Stevie Wonder?Glue a doorknob to the wall.
• ::. ..: :::. :.....: :::. : : ..... :.:.: :.:... ::..:: :: :.::..: :::...::: :: :.. ::.:::.. ... . :: :::... :.:.:.:. :: ... :...:. :: . :: ..: Lots of love,Stevie Wonder
• Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week.His life flashed before his ears.
• What"s black and screams like fuck?Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
• What"s the fastest thing on land?Stevie Wonder"s speedboat.
• What"s the definition of "Endless Love"?Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
• I feel sorry for Stevie Wonder. He might not have any idea how great his daughter"s tits are. But if he does, fair play to the man.
• What goes...Click-Click. Is that it?Click-Click. Is that it?Click-Click. Is that it?Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik"s Cube.
• Why can"t Stevie Wonder see his mates every Sunday night?Because he"s married.