Stephen hawking jokes

• Stephen Hawking has bet 100 dollars that the Hadron Collider Experiment will not work. A whole weeks disability allowance, Stephen? Fingers crossed for you mate.
• Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius
• Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night. She stood him up...And he immediately fell on the floor.
• Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar...Oh Wait.
• Stephen Hawking has written a new book:Around the House in Eighty Days.
• Supposedly Stephen Hawking has one of the best memories around.It cost £1500 from PC World
• I just don"t get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no cunt says anything about Stephen Hawking being shit at football do they?!
• Stephen Hawking has written another book. It"s about time.
• People think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn"t just looking up the answer on the Internet?
• I was really excited about the Large Hadron Collider and thought it was going to be great. But, when I saw Stephen Hawking being interviewed regarding it on TV this morning, he didn"t seem very animated about it at all.
• What"s the quietest album in the world?Stephen Hawking unplugged.
• What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire!
• how does stephen hawkins have a shit? log out.
• how does stephen hawkins run? o two AA batterys.
• how does stephen hawkins get a bone on? take his floppy disk out.
• Stephen Hawking had a heart attack earlier, i didnt know whether to take him to A&E or pc world