Statistics jokes

• A survey has shown that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
• 100% of divorces occur due to marriage.
• 8 out of 10 black people are theivesas are the other 2
• 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
• 42% of statistics are made up.
• One in three Americans weigh as much as the other two put together.
• 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs.The other man prefers the 9 men.
• According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten
• Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.
• According to statistics 90% of rapes are committed by someone the victim knew... but shouldn"t that really say "someone the victim thought they knew"?
• The number of gun related deaths in America, where guns are legal, is 2600% higher than England, where guns aren"t legal. I can"t help but think, the person in charge of legalising guns feels the same way about Americans as I do.
• Statistics show that 1 in a 100 men can suck their own penis.This explains why there"s always one irritating, smug bastard in every office.
• A lot of Suicide bombers are Muslims - I don"t blame them... I too would kill myself if I was a Muslim.
• 50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people"s souls through two people"s bodies, as one."The other 50% are men.