Stabbing jokes

• Going to war without the French is like... World War II
• Why does the French flag have Velcro?So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
• What did France used to be called ?Germany, until the Brits saved them.
• Apparently the government want to take kids who carry knives into hospital to show them victims of knife crime.Brilliant idea, teach them where to stab people to make sure they die.
• If salt is kept in salt cellars, and wine kept in wine cellars, where are knives kept?Monica Seles
• Police were very quick to determine that the two French students found dead in south-east London were in fact murdered and not killed just by the blaze.Everyone knows the French can get out of any situation when someone shouts "FIRE!"
• "Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed today? Reese something...""Witherspoon?""No, it was with a knife"
• How many French students does it take to change a light bulb?About two - don"t ask me why, it was just a stab in the dark.
• Following the horrific murders of two French students in a South London flat, it transpires the first police officer on the scene had to rush to open the window to be sick. PC Hargreaves later said, "the stench of garlic was overwhelming and I doubt they"d had a bath since they arrived here".
• They say that chicks dig scars, but try telling that to the last eight women I"ve stabbed.
• The two French guys stabbed, terrible.Could"ve been worse though...luckily the other ten there ran off at the first sign of trouble.
• In response to the outbreak of knife carrying teenagers Gordon Brown says that he wants to give them a "short, sharp, shock" and send them to hospitals......it sounds to me like he"s going to stab them.
• 2 French Males have been murdered in London.It"s so sad.....2 down.....65Million to go.