Special jokes

• I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I always wanted my first to be special.
• I hate niggers so much I eat Special KKK for breakfast.
• Now the Paralympics has started I am sure we will see something special.
• What do you call 10 spastics lying on top of each other in a pile?A vegetable rack.
• After the success of the British Team at this years Olympic Games, we are hoping for the same from our Paralympic squad.Apparently we are expecting a Gold in the synchronised dribbling and the Window Licking team are rumoured to be a bit Special too.
• Went on holiday with my girlfriend the other week, we drove over the Downs.I just love to visit special schools.
• My Girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like she was someone special for her Birthday. So I took her window licking and bought her a balloon.
• The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day.So I said "Gooo....Anddd...Makee...Meee...A...Cuuppp....Offff....Teaaaa"
• I had a parcel delivered and it was covered in drool and crayon.That"s the last time I pay for a special delivery.
• "Political Correctness" has gone crazy in this country; I was at the zoo the other day, and you can"t even say Mongoose anymore, it"s "special" goose.
• There"s a special on down at Asda...He"s working on the checkout.
• I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don"t sell mongs to the public.
• I don"t understand why there aren"t many comedians with Down syndrome:I just find those kind of people really funny.