Spaz jokes

• How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?Put poison on the windows.
• I think people should stop making jokes about the disabled - my girlfriend is disabled and one thing I know is she will never leave me.Well, she would, but I took the wheels of her wheelchair
• Trade was down for Beijing shoe shop owners during the Paralympics.However puncture repair kit sales have risen 200%
• Three Spastics walk into a bar.The first one goes up to the bar and says "Cgaann I hbavvvvf a Bbeeeeaaarrrr Plleeeaaeezzzzzz?"Bartender pulls out a gun and shoots him.Second one goes up: "CVaaaann I Hvaaabva a Swaaaaaaaagggmbwichg Plleeeeeeeaaggzzzzzzzzz?"Bartender shoots himThird one: "Cbvaaaaaannnggggggg I Haveeeeeeggg a Paaaagggkkchetttt of Cwhipsszzzzz pleeeezzzzz?"Bartender shoots him.After a while, the police come in and say to the bartender: "What the Fuck is going on here? why did you kill all these people? You murderer! You Fascist, you Nazi!!!Barman says: "Fffftttthhhheyy vweereeee taaaggggkkingggg dtha Pissszzzz!!!!"
• How do you kill a spastic?Give him a knife and say "whos the best?"mememememememe
• What"s black and runs into walls?Jordan"s baby.
• Heavily pregnant Kerry Katona was discharged from hospital today, after her pre-eclampsia scare turned out to be a false alarm.She told waiting reporters; "See, I knew it"d be allright. I mean, me mam used to chain-smoke, knock back the voddy an" hoover up the charlie when she were expectin" me, an" it ain"t not never done me no harm, innit?"
• Ben Stiller"s new move "Tropic Thunder" is causing some controversy with repeated use of the word "retard" and a blacked up Robert Downey Jnr.I asked a black monghole his view. He mugged me and licked my face.
• Britain has won two gold medals for swimming in the Paralympics.One of the BBC sports presenters said that "they swam like fish."I thought it was more like frogs with those webbed hands they"ve got!
• Why shouldn"t you make fun of dyslexics?Cso ew not"d fckingu lkie ti!