Smelly jokes

• What is the difference between a 69 and a Paki wedding?With a 69 you only have to kiss one smelly cunt.
• What is long, black and smelly?The Birmingham dole line.
• Apparently its been proved that Sikhs are not as smelly as we like to make out.Surely this is a turban myth.
• NEWSFLASH: Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies from the Pakistan Earthquake is unbearable.Police say its likely to get worse now there are dead ones
• Unloved?Feeling picked on?People always having a go at you?Useless & smelly?Time to look in the mirror and ask yourself "Am I a Muslim?"
• The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"I said, "No, you"re black and you smell."
• What"s Karen Matthews favourite contraceptive?Her Face.
• My wife was telling her friend that obesity is in her genes. I was compelled to point out that wasn"t true as she looks like a fat cunt in a skirt as well.
• People say that niggers smell funny. Well, I"ve only slept with one, so I"m no expert, but she smelt just the same as any white woman I"ve ever fucked.A mixture of chloroform and cum.
• Why do muslim women wear the veil?To make sure the rain doesn"t clean them!