Small jokes

• Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport.They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane.
• Poor old Jeremy Beadle. Still at least his hand can be donated to a child.
• I used to get teased at school for being small, because I was born prematurely. My dad told me they were wrong, I just survived the abortion.
• Little pricks go in little condoms.Big pricks go in big condoms.So what do you put fat pricks into?A NEWCASTLE UNITED SHIRT
• What do you call an Asian with a big cock?Azif.
• I remember the first time i got undressed in front of my new girlfriend: she pointed, laughed and said who the hell do you think that little thing is going to satisfy. I said, "ME."
• Did you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in the world which blokes argue over who"s got the smallest?
• I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day.Eight of them from my girlfriend.But it"s the two from my mum that really hurt....
• I"m nearly an inch-and-a-half better hung than my best mate!It doesn"t really seem to bother her, though.
• What sparkles like a diamond, and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl"s ring?Gary Glitter.
• What"s small and confuses paedophiles?Midgets.