- What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl call her dog?Eeeuuuurrrrhhhh!
- How do you confuse a blind lesbian?Take her to a fish market.
- What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?A pinball machine.
- I stayed in a Turkish hotel: it overlooked the sea. Unfortunately, it also overlooked hygiene, good service and edible meals.
- When I look at the moon, I see you,When I look at the stars, I see you,When I look at the sea, I see you,Move out my fucking way you fat bitch!
- What do you call 1,000 Niggers in a fast flowing river?Blackcurrent!
- Went to a sea food party last night.Pulled a mussel.
- Yesterday was national walk to work day.Much to the annoyance of the deep sea fishermen.
- What"s the fastest thing on land?Stevie Wonder"s speedboat.
- I don"t know what all the fuss is about with this shark coming to Cornwall.It"s the first thing in ages that has tried to get into this country that is white.
- Why don"t they let Pakis swim in the sea?Because they can"t get the smell out of the fish.
- why do seagulls fly over sea
because if they flew over bays they would be BAGELS