Scream jokes

• I got a sweater for Christmas.I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
• How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex?Wipe your knob on the curtains.
• How do you make your girlfriend scream while you are having sex? Telephone and tell her.
• In Austria, no-one can hear you scream.
• I never realised just how much women scream, until I bought some binoculars and started to really *study* them.
• What"s black, has eight legs and makes women scream?Gang rape.
• What is the difference between a hooker and a banana?A banana doesn"t scream when you peel the skin off.
• What"s 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?Cot death.
• What"s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn"t scream in the oven.