Sainsburys jokes

• Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
• Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?Bit of both, this is a rape.
• My marriage counsellor said I needed to be more spontaneous.So I raped her.
• Just waiting for the new babysitter to get here......the absence of a baby will be only her second biggest shock of the night.
• I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt
• George Bush is a devout christian and reads the bible every night.Some say its where he gets his ideasI mean the last time people listened to a bush peasants were wandering round the desert for 40 years.
• I was in Sainsburys and I saw a sign saying "try something new today".So I shat in one of their freezers and stole a trolley load of booze.
• After a hard day at the office, Karen comes home to find all the lights out in the house. She walks in wondering, "what"s going on?"Suddenly, all the lights come on and everyone comes out of their hiding places and shouts, "SURPRISE!"Shocked to find her husband and all his work colleagues there, she says, "it"s not my birthday.""I know it"s not, love," her husband says. "It"s a gang rape."
• I was in Sainsbury"s when I saw the sign saying "try something new today".So I did and went to Asda.
• Sainsbury"s now sell flavoured condoms:making life taste better!