Running jokes

• Why are all the best basketball players black?Because it involves stealing, shooting and running...
• There was a blackout in my street last night...Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
• Apparently, my wife was telling me, obesity runs in her family...it would be the only thing that fucking does...
• Whatever those do-gooders say, there is no such thing as rape. A girl can run a lot fucking faster with her knickers off than a man can with his trousers down.
• What do you call a Redneck girl who keeps running away from home?A virgin.
• The only thing more suspicious than a black man running... is a black man tippy-toeing...
• I was watching the swimming in the Paralympics this morning when the presenter piped up, "they all deserve medals - they"re all winners."Well, she must have been watching a different race to me, because the cunt with no fucking legs came in a good two minutes after the rest.
• What do policemen and British athletes have in common?They"re always chasing after Black People
• I"m not racist. Hell, I can"t even run very fast...