Run jokes

• Why are there no decent Mexicans in the Olympics?Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already in the States
• For todays Olympic Closing Ceremony, the French National Squad is to be sedated in an attempt to stop them running out of the Stadium during the firework finale.
• The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold.
• Why do midgets laugh when they run?Because the grass tickles their balls
• I was sitting in traffic the other day.Probably why I got run over.
• What do you call a Frenchman killed in battle?The slowest runner.
• what do you call 500 white men running down a hill ?? an avalanchewhat do you call 500 indians running down a hill ?? a mud-slidewhat do you call 500 blacks running down a hill ?? JAILBREAK
• The French Government recently announced that they have made thier army twice as efficient by sewing white flags on the backs of their troops jackets.They can now run away and surrender at the same time.
• I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"
• What"s black and runs into walls?Jordan"s baby.
• You can say what you want about Americans.After all, they"re not going to run after you are they?
• My wife was saying I don"t let her go out anymore.What does she expect? Last time she made a run for it.