Rugby jokes

• Is it just me or does Wheelchair Rugby just look like Robot Wars ?
• What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?The All Blacks.
• What do you call an Englishman holding the Rugby world cup?An engraver
• Leeds United chairman, Ken Bates, has today announced that the club are to merge with neighbouring rugby league team Leeds Rhinos.The new club will be called Leeds Urinals.
• What does the French Rugby team and a guy who bought Tesco value range Viagra have in common?They both had potential but only managed a semi.
• Sales of condoms have plummeted in Australia since Saturday, after the England Rugby team proved that to fuck 15 Aussies you only need 1 Johnny!
• A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".He says "That"s alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!".
• The New Zealand Rugby team - known as the "All Blacks"... But, when I hear that, I can"t help thinking of Arsenal!
• Following convicted drug cheat, Dwaine Chambers" successful move into rugby league with Castleford Tigers, another rugby league club has recruited a famous drug abuser.Amy Winehouse, chewing a wasp, is the new face of Batley Bulldogs.
• I took this lass home last night, but I was a bit surprised when she told me before we got started that she used to be a hooker.I was a bit taken aback, but I told her it was OK, the past was the past.Then she told me her name had been Dave and she"d played for Leeds Rhinos.
• After watching the Rugby World Cup final I couldn"t help but think to myself"South Africa may have won but at least my country"s not infested with AIDS...."
• We are the most successful team at the Paralympics! So, look at it this way... our Football Team, Rugby Team, Cricket Team and Tennis Players may be shite; but our Mongs are the best in the world... doesn"t it make you proud to be British?