Ronaldo jokes

• Vote this up if you would pay to see Christiano Ronaldo fall down a flight of stairs
• Why did Cristiano Ronaldo want a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur?Because he heard their strikers were Bent and Keane.
• Cristiano Ronaldo was bowled over by his player of the year award.Even though slow-motion replays showed that it clearly never touched him.
• Apparently, Ronaldo is sent on average two human turds in the post every day. What I want to know is, who is sending the other one?
• Craig Meehan helped engineer a plot to abduct his step-daughter, Shannon Matthews, and con money out of the great british public. Ah well, never mind!Craig Meehan was found to have disgusting child pornography on his computer. Silly boy, but, what the heck!Craig Meehan appeared in court in a Man.Utd shirt with the name "Ronaldo" on his back.String the goggle eyed little bastard up!!!
• Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and says "doctor every time I look in the mirror I get turned on" the doctor says "I"m not surprised you"re a cunt!"
• So, Cristiano Ronaldo is set to go under the knife......Let"s hope the knife belongs to the man who butchered the two French students.
• I"m not saying Ronaldo is thick but, after his recent escapade with transvestite prostitutes, when his team-mates asked him if he actually enjoyed the blow-job, he replied that it did indeed taste rather odd.
• What"s the difference between the Newcastle keeper and a taxi driver?A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
• With Ronaldo on his way to Madrid, Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he"s looking for somebody to replace him. At a press conference he said, "I"m looking for an experienced attacker, someone who doesn"t let stubborn defences stop him getting into the box".Top of his list at the moment is John Leslie