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Finding funny, kind and attractive women is hard and getting one of them to sleep with you even harder. You can understand the temptation to use drugs like rohypnol; which apparently enable you to do whatever you like to any woman.I found it just made me really sleepy.
Jesus told us to love everybody.He never said it had to be consensual.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...Rohypnol(TM).
I caught my dad wanking once.My rohypnol had worn off.
"Do you know what rohypnol smells like? No? ...Can I buy you a drink?"
Skimpy black dress: £60Sparkly shoes: £80Expensive make-up: £45Nightclub ticket: £10Seeing the look on her face as she wakes up in a filthy flat, covered in semen, you next to her with a massive grin on your face - priceless.There are some things money can"t buy - in which case, use ROHYPNOL.
I"ve been down on my luck with the ladies recently, so I tried using some date rape drugs to improve my chances. They were fucking useless, I just ended up passing out and couldn"t remember a thing the next morning.
I"m so shit in bed I give women rohypnol after sex so they can"t tell anyone.
Rohypnol is a load of bollocks.I"ve taken it for the past few weeks and haven"t scored once.
I think it"s disgusting that in this day and age men should stalk young women in bars and clubs and then drug them with things like rohypnol just to have sex with them.What"s wrong with chloroform? It was good enough in my day.
I started dating a narcoleptic girl the other week...It"s saving me a fortune in Rohypnol.
