- Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
- I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt
- I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me.
- What do black men do after sex?15 years to life.
- If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?
- Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?Bit of both, this is a rape.
- My marriage counsellor said I needed to be more spontaneous.So I raped her.
- Just waiting for the new babysitter to get here......the absence of a baby will be only her second biggest shock of the night.
- Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them. Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!"
- I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it"s only for victims.
- "I"m a 14-year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year old man for online webcam fun. Email me: firstname.lastname@example.org"
- Eighteen year old virgin.No recollection from the victim.No witnesses.Carlsberg don"t do rapes....
- When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her.When I grew up, I realised God didn"t work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness.
- A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person." Leaning over and whispering in her ear, I replied, "But who would be there to stop?" Wiped the smug look right off her face
- it turns out tears arnt the best lubricant...
- What's funnier than raping a 15 year old girl?
Watching her break down on the witness stand.
- what do you do once you've raped a deaf girl?
cut off her hands so she can't tell anyone