Racist jokes

• A Muslim woman knocked on my front door last night - I spoke to her through the letterbox............ See how she fucking likes it!
• How long does it take a black woman to have a shit?About 9 months
• At weekends I do my bit for the local community.I take a coachload of disadvantaged black kids to the beach.And leave them there.
• Little Miss Muffet,Wanked on her tuffet,With a dildo the size of her arm.Along came a nigger,With a cock much bigger,And did her some permanant harm.
• There was a blackout in my street last night...Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt!
• How many NYPD officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?None, he fell.
• What do you call a black guy whos flying a plane?A pilot you fucking racist.
• This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after receiving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?"The banker says "Fluctuations"The chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too".
• A Paki went into a bar and asked, "could you recommend your finest port?""Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now fuck off."
• A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it"s true what they say about black men."So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
• A young black boy is helping his Mother to bake bread in the kitchen when he gets flour all over his face. He spreads the flour around a bit and turns to his Mother and says, "Look Momma, I"m a white boy!"His mother slaps him hard accross the face and says, "Go and tell your daddy what you just did!"The boy goes through to the lounge and says, "Look dad I"m a white boy!"The father grabs the boy throws him over his knee and slaps his arse really hard and says, "Go tell your Grandaddy what you said!"The boy trots off and finds his grandfather and rather sheepishly says, "Look mum I"m a white boy!" The grandfather grabs the boy, drags him to the bathroom, puts a block of soap in his mouth and begins to scrub his tongue with it before sending him to his room with no dinner.Later that evening his mother calls him down to the lounge where his family are all seated and says, "Well have you learned anything?"To which the boy replies, "Yeah I was only white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black bastards."
• 95% of black males say they enjoy sex in the shower.The other 5% haven"t been to prison yet.
• What"s black, has eight legs and makes women scream?Gang rape.
• What"s the difference between a black man and a park bench?A park bench can support a family.