Pubes jokes

• What do you call a female police officer with shaved pubic hair?Cuntstubble
• There once was a girl called Louise,Whose pubes hung down to her knees,So the crabs in her twat,Tied her hairs in a platt,And constructed a flying trapeze
• What do you call a police woman that shaves her pubes?Cuntstubble
• A middle aged man and his wife live in a poor part of town and decide to rent out their second bedroom. They advertise and a beautiful young girl enquires about the room. The wife explains that because it is such an old terraced house there is no bath in the house so instead they use a big zinc bath in front of the fire in the living room. The young girl says, "It would be nice to have a bath in front of the open fire at night, but what about your husband? The wife replies, If you have a bath on a Monday or a Friday evening it will be fine because he always goes out to play darts from about 7 O"clock till after 11pm."OK",the girl says. The next night is a Monday so the husband goes out and the wife brings in the zinc bath for the young lady and puts it in front of the fire. When she undresses ready to get in the bath she notices the wife staring at her naked body. The wife thinks to herself that its strange that the girl has no pubic hairs Later that night when the wife goes to bed she tells her husband about the young lady having no pubic hair. "It must look very strange and unnatural, are you sure?" says the husband. "I could leave the leave the curtains open just a little bit at the top so that you could peep through and see for your self next time she has a bath", says the wife. So the following Friday they get the bath out and the husband goes out to his darts match. The young lady gets undressed and the wife says " where"s your pubes love?", and the girl says "pubes? I"ve never grown any", so wife pulls her knickers down and says "here, this is what you should have" and reveals a big bushy fanny with clock springs hanging out. Later that night in bed she is talking to her husband, who seems pissed off, and he says to his wife "She was lovely, but Why on earth did you lift your skirt up and show your minge?", and she says "you must have seen me a thousand times naked, why are you bothered?" and the bloke says-"I have, but the rest of the fucking darts team haven"t".
• A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut.The Barber smiles at her and says "You"re gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know" she says, "I"m gonna get tits too"
• I"m really upset, I just found my first grey pubic hair!It was between my teeth!
• What do you call a police woman who hasn"t shaved her minge in a few days?Cuntstubble.
• True meanings of the Zodiac.Cancer (the crab). You"ve caught something bad. It could be cancer, it could be crabs - either way say goodbye to your pubes.(Ronnie Johns Half Hour - Oz TV show)
• What"s got 500 legs and no pubic hair?The front row at a Boyzone concert.
• What"s the best thing about have sex with a 12 year old girl?Her two pubes reminds you of the way your grandmother"s chin hairs used to tickle your balls when you were a kid.
• Why do blacks have sex on the brain?Cus they"ve got pubes on their head.