Premature ejaculation jokes

• I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great.None have gone missing so far.
• I saw some footage of all the Olympic athletes training before the games.The Chinese really stood out for me though, using the same athlete for all of the events.
• Now that the NBA players are in China for the Olympics, do you think they will get a chance to meet the six year-olds that make their shoes?
• Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work.
• The olympics: The only time where millions of people can watch a 14 year old in speedos and get away with it.
• Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London.You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can.
• I tried ringing the premature ejaculation advice line last night. I got as far as 0845 7
• I like my sex like i like my musicLoud, Heavy, fast and 3 and a half minutes long
• Premature ejaculation is a terrible thing. I"ve been waiting all week for the Beach Volleyball to start in the Olympics. I didn"t even make it past the coin toss.
• I was reading a men"s problem page the other day and saw an article on premature ejaculation.I thought, that"s a women"s problem, surely?
• I know a rapist who suffers from premature ejaculation.Well, when I say rapist, he hasn"t actually raped anyone yet.They always see him coming.
• I had to go to hospital for treatment for premature ejaculation last week. I"m alright now, but it was touch and go for a while.
• In the news, scientists are saying premature ejaculation is genetic.It"s true, I had premature ejaculation in my genes about ten minutes ago.
• She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, "You"ve got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer"s broken."
• Premature ejaculation: nature"s cruelest compliment.
• I"ve found a great cure for premature ejaculation.I have a photo of Vanessa Feltz on my headboard.