Poor jokes

• At weekends I do my bit for the local community.I take a coachload of disadvantaged black kids to the beach.And leave them there.
• During the Christmas period a Channel 4 big-wig has proposed as a good will gesture to pay for a large house for homeless people, prostitutes, single mothers, etc. to live in and enjoy over the Christmas period. It promises to be the best series of Big Brother yet.
• Homeless people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.
• SweatShops: Another day, Another Dollar
• I have discoved a great way to solve world hunger and world poverty in one simple step:Feed the poor to the hungry.
• I was in London the other day and this tramp came up to me and said, "Mister I haven"t tasted food in a week"I said "Don"t worry it still tastes the same".
• A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid.The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We"ve never had much in this family, we"ve always been poor. You know, I couldn"t even afford to marry your mother.""What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I"m.......well.......a bastard?""Yep," replies his dad, "and a fucking tight one, too."
• I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn"t help thinking, she should move.
• I was absolutely disgusted to learn about the lack of supplies we"re sending to Burma, so far all we"re sending is bottled water?Surely that"s a bit of a joke what with 1/3 of the country flooded, perhaps some towels might be a better choice?
• We didn"t have much growing up and money was tight. So when one day my dad found a crutch lying on the road, he came home and broke my leg.