Poles jokes
- The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.
- The Government today announced new measures to keep the numbers of migrant workers down.Every 60 new foreigners now get a free coach trip to Alton Towers.
- How does an Englishman get his apples down?He uses a Pole.
- In a populist move, the British Government is proposing charging a per-person tariff on firms employing workers from Eastern Europe to encourage them to take on more local employees. It will be called a Pole Tax.
- My mate asked me to go on holiday where he promised that every Nightclub there would be Pole Dancing...Turned out to be Fucking Warsaw
- The latest poll taken by the UK yielded results on whether or not people who live in UK think illegal immigration is a serious problem: a) 39% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." b) 61% of the respondents answered: "To nie stanowi powaznego problemu."
- A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.He says, "in Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don"t need to drink from the same glass twice."A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.He says, "in Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don"t need to drink out of the same glass twice either."A British guy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass.He says, "in Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don"t have to drink with the same ones twice."
- The population of Wrexham were asked if Polish immigrants were a problem. 23% said "Yes it"s a serious problem" 77% said "chcÝ tanich opakowaÝ papierosÝ?3;w?"
- Contrary to the popular cartoon, there are actually no builders in the UK called Bob.That"s because "Bob" isn"t a Polish name.
- Gordon Brown has said the recent polls haven"t worried him at all.He stated, "They"re doing a lovely job on my kitchen."
- The Sun"s headline today reads " Russians Threaten To Nuke Poland. " When asked for an opinon, an expert noted that millions of Polish lives could be at risk, especially if the Russians bombed England next.
- I went round my neighbour"s today to complain about his bad language.He"s not been swearing, he"s Polish.
