Plane crash jokes

• How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?None
• An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin.They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see Closed For The Winter.
• Did you hear about the unluckiest hedgehog in the world?It managed to cross eight lanes of the M25 in one hour and then got hit by a Boeing 777 on the verge!
• "This is Steve Fossett to tower. I am flying through the mountains and running out of fuel. Please instruct! ""Tower to Fossett. Tower to Fossett. Repeat after me, Our Father, who art in heaven..."
• Ireland"s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging goes on into the night.
• There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it"s inevitable course.Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So...They buried her.
• Breaking news: TAM airlines are now in talks with Immac to find ways of delivering Brazillian landing strips that don"t result in a nasty burning sensation.