Pizza jokes

• The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.They sent me Diana Ross
• What was the last pizza order from the World Trade Center?Two large plains.
• Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance.
• What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?They can smell it but they can"t eat it.
• What"s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn"t scream in the oven.
• A university student delivers a pizza to an old man"s house. "I suppose you want a tip?" says the old man."That would be great," says the student, "but the other guy who does deliveries told me not to expect too much - he said if I got 50p, I"d be lucky."The old man looks hurt. "Well, to prove him wrong, here"s five quid. What are you studying?""Applied psychology," replies the student.
• What"s the difference between an African guy and a pizza?A pizza can feed the family.
• What"s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?A large pizza can feed a family of four.
• A man goes to hospital feeling really unwell.The Doctor performs some tests and says, "I am afraid you have a very rare and very contagious disease, we"re transferring you to a room where you will be fed a diet of Pizza, toast and pancakes.""Will that cure me?" asks the man."No," says the Doctor, "it"s the only food we can pass under the fucking door!"
• At Pizza Express, you can now get garlic bread with cheese and tomato.Correct me if I"m wrong, but isn"t that a pizza?