- How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex?Wipe your knob on the curtains.
- What do rhubarb and cocks have in common?Both are long, thin, covered in skin, pink in the middle and go in tarts.
- Steve Davis (of snooker fame) pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks...Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head..."Are you going to fuck me?" shouts the girl...."Yes, but I don"t know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"
- What"s pink and fluffy and haven"t moved in over a year?Madeleine McCann"s slippers.
- What"s pink and fluffy and never moves?Steven Hawking"s slippers.
- What"s pink, wrinkled and makes mothers scream?Tom Jones!
- Those little girls cannot resist anything pink. Especially if you tell them it"s a lollipop.
- What"s pink and fluffy?Pink fluff