Pikey jokes

• What key can open any lock? A pi-key.
• Why do seagulls have wings?To beat the pikeys to the tip.
• I knew there was something wrong with Lidl, when I spent more money on the plastic bags than the food.
• How do you kill a pikey?Throw 50p off a cliff
• I don"t agree with Vodafone"s advertising campaign.It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community"Now correct me if I"m wrong but that"s the Gypsies!
• Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?It"s called Go and Wash
• After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a "romany" wedding:Pikey Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the cunt as hard as he could."Judge: "Gosh, that must have hurt."Pikey Best Man: "Hurt? You"re not kidding me - he broke three of me fucking fingers."
• I"ve invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food.It"s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.
• Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery?Apparently they"re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques...
• What happens if you stick your palm up a Gypsy"s dress? You get your palm read every 28 days.
• How many pikeys does it take to change a ligt bulb. Three, one to hold the bulb and the other two to turn the chair
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