Periods jokes

• Women have periods. Men suffer from them!
• What do periods and gay pride festivals have in common?They both involve a week of irritating bloody twats.
• I used to look forward to free periods at school.They tasted much better than the free milk.
• Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
• Why do women get periods?Because they deserve them!
• What do lesbians do when they are on their periods???Finger paint
• I saw an advert the other day for sanitary towels. It said, "Always, have a happy period." So I bought one. It worked, I was happy; I stuck it over her mouth.
• What"s got wings and sucks blood?Always Ultra.
• Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It"s for the Christmas period.
• Studies have shown that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For example, if a woman"s ovulating she"ll be attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.If, however, she is menstruating, she is more likely to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse.
• How do Ethiopians know when they are pregnant?The tampon"s half eaten.
• They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
• Women can be volatile whilst on their periods. Have you noticed they"ve even got fuses on their tampons!