Peadophile jokes
- Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?Because he was a paedophile.
- Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
- I had my first sexual experience at infants school, I shagged little Jenny Jenkins behind the bike sheds.She said I was better at Fucking than teaching Maths.
- I entered the young musician of the year todayshe didnt half scream
- In a recent interview Lisa Marie Presley was asked why she had divorced Michael Jackson? "Well," she replied "I knew it was over when I told him I wanted to have kids and he said he already had."
- I entered the Young Musician of the Year last week.He didn"t half scream.
- I"m sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit.
- Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I"m thinking of starting a company called "They"ll squeal, but not to the cops".
- after the arrest of shannon"s father press quizzed the police"when did you begin to suspect something was up?""when we saw the wife!"