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Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?Because he was a paedophile.
Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
I had my first sexual experience at infants school, I shagged little Jenny Jenkins behind the bike sheds.She said I was better at Fucking than teaching Maths.
I entered the young musician of the year todayshe didnt half scream
In a recent interview Lisa Marie Presley was asked why she had divorced Michael Jackson? "Well," she replied "I knew it was over when I told him I wanted to have kids and he said he already had."
I entered the Young Musician of the Year last week.He didn"t half scream.
I"m sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit.
Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I"m thinking of starting a company called "They"ll squeal, but not to the cops".
after the arrest of shannon"s father press quizzed the police"when did you begin to suspect something was up?""when we saw the wife!"
