Parkinsons jokes

• My Grandad has got Parkinson"s...He can"t stop interviewing people.
• Doctors claim to have found a cure for the common cold. They inject you with Parkinson"s, then you should be able to shake it off in a week.
• I for one would not find it funny if Shaking Stevens got Parkinson"s Disease.
• A little old lady goes into a sex shop, shaking like she has Parkinson"s walks up to the counter and says to the assistant,"Young maaaan, have you got a viiiibraaaatoor?"He"s a bit taken aback and not sure if her heard her correctly because of her shaky voice, but he picks out a modest-sized model and places it on the counter."Nooooo, nooooo, bigger than thaaat"So he brings her the next size up."Noooooo, noooo, bigger than thaaaat"This happens a few times until finally he places the biggest vibrator in the entire shop on the counter. It"s eighteen inches long with a girth that would make even Jenna Jameson"s eyes water."Yeeeees, yeeeees, thaaaat"s the one. Hoooow do you tuuuurn it off?"
• Dr Walker, the gynaecologist has admitted he has seen a large increase in patients since he developed Parkinson"s Disease...
• In a bar, what"s best: Alzheimer"s or Parkinson"s?Alzheimer"s, because it"s better if you forget to pay for the beer than to spill it all over the floor.
• I was in the bookstore the other day and came across a book titled "Living with Parkinson"s Disesase and Arthritis". I looked at the back to see what the critics had to say about it."After an initial shakey start, I just couldn"t put this book down."
• I was out collecting for charity the other day. A copper came up to me and said, "hey, you can"t rattle your tin, it"s against the law." I told him, "fuck off, I"m collecting for Parkinson"s."
• I used to think my friend had O.C.D as he kept sending me the same email 100 times...Turns out he just had Parkinson"s.
• Parkinson"s isnt all bad, wanking now seems effortless...