Pakistan jokes

• British Airways have stopped all flights to and from Pakistan.About 50 years too fucking late!
• SweatShops: Another day, Another Dollar
• NEWSFLASH: Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies from the Pakistan Earthquake is unbearable.Police say its likely to get worse now there are dead ones
• What do you call a Pakistani and a Japanese man, covered in bubble wrap?Paki-Jin
• Australia may have won the cricket world cup, but Pakistan went home with the ashes.
• The events that occurred in London three years ago made me really sad. I hate the idea of traditional Irish jobs being outsourced to Pakistan.
• An insect falls into a mug of beerEnglishman: Throws his mug away and walks outAmerican : Takes the insect out and drinks the beerChinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer awayIndian : Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himselfPakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. The Paki then moves to England and claims benefits.
• What is the difference between a 69 and a Paki wedding?With a 69 you only have to kiss one smelly cunt.
• Why is it that Muslims always complain about the political correctness of every single town and place in the UK, but say nothing about the capital of Pakistan; - Islam-a-bad.
• Shocking news reports are coming from the disputed border region between India and Pakistan. Indian Hindu fighters are capturing Pakistani Muslims and burying them up to their necks in sand. Western governements have been highly critical of these methods, but have agreed to an aid package , and have promiced an extra foot of sand per prisoner.
• A Paki went into a bar and asked, "could you recommend your finest port?""Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now fuck off."
• Searching for survivors after an earthquake in Pakistan, rescuers hear a noise from a pile of rubble.A frail Paki voice shouts, "don"t go, we"re still open."
• Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis?He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren"t met.
• What"s the best thing about Pakistan?It"s a long way from hereWhat"s the worst thing about Pakistan?It"s above sea level
• A British Scientist is giving a lecture, and and announces his findings: "Well, after a long and careful study of Earths movements in the next six months, we have some rather shocking findings. There is some bad news and some good news."The scientist continues, "well, we have looked at this in great detail, and it appears that these plate movements will cause massive Earthquakes, which will greatly affect Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and the Middle East. In six months time, over 50,000,000 Mulsims might have been left homeless, starving and even dead. The situation will make it impossible for many people in affected areas to leave the country, too, meaning that individuals won"t be able to find refuge in other nations."The scientist looks at the crowd - they look horrified - he then says, "and the bad news is, it looks like this years FA cup final might have to be cancelled."
• Did you hear the new live aid song for the floods. Rain drops keep falling on ahmed