One liner jokes
- Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
- Treadmills get you nowhere.
- Rape.. Its not just a walk in the park you know
- Why do women have legs?Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?
- Did you hear about the gynaecologist who decorated his hall through the letterbox?
- Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
- Particle physics gives me a hadron.
- What has 6 legs and a cunt on the middle of its back?A Police horse.
- It was so cold this morning I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets!
- Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists.
- Broken arms: Painful, but humerus
- Whoever said men can"t multi-task?I mean, have you never seen a guy watch porn?
- How do you know when your sister"s having her period?Your dad"s dick tastes like blood.
- I saw a man with a peanut sticking out of his bellend. I said, "are you fucking nuts?"