One liner jokes

• Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
• Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
• Treadmills get you nowhere.
• Rape.. Its not just a walk in the park you know
• Why do women have legs?Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?
• Did you hear about the gynaecologist who decorated his hall through the letterbox?
• Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.
• Particle physics gives me a hadron.
• What has 6 legs and a cunt on the middle of its back?A Police horse.
• It was so cold this morning I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets!
• Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists.
• Broken arms: Painful, but humerus
• Whoever said men can"t multi-task?I mean, have you never seen a guy watch porn?
• How do you know when your sister"s having her period?Your dad"s dick tastes like blood.
• I saw a man with a peanut sticking out of his bellend. I said, "are you fucking nuts?"