Obama jokes

• Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?Obama: About 12 seconds ago.
• Barack Obama recently said that he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his political heroes, Lincoln, Kennedy and Luther King.Surely this means he wants to be assassinated?
• forget barrack obama and Clinton....vote for McCain....his oven chips are fucking lovely.
• Is Barack Obama the first Black Man to beat a White Woman and not serve time for it?
• Its going to be a hard decision for Americans on who to vote for President. One candidate is black and the other makes great oven chips.
• Barack Obama claims to be half white and half black.Why is he not stripey like a zebra then ?
• People talk about the glass being half full, or half empty. I consider myself to have a positive attitude, thus Barack Obama is half white.
• Sarah Palin has accused and criticised Barack Obama of associating with terrorists.Barack Obama was quick to make a counter remark, criticising Sarah Palin for associating with Americans.
• Is it racist that I assumed the word "HIV" was missing when I saw the headline "Gordon Brown Is Positive After Private Meeting With Barack Obama"?
• Barack Obama said in his speech last week, "God loves America."Well, God may love America, but he fucking hates New Orleans.
• What"s big, white and smells of fried chicken.The White House after the election.
• Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 325 million people very happy."
• Why did so many people turn up to see Barack Obama in Berlin?When they heard a rich black man was coming, they assumed he"d be dealing crack.
• Truth at its best:On television yesterday a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000. The Republican spokesman replied, "That"s because McCain"s supporters are at work."
• A black president means the White House will be called the Black House?That"s ridiculous, surely it would be called Pimp Obama"s Mother Fuckin" Pussy Crib.
• I don"t see why everyone says Barak Obama is such an advocate for "change"..His "Yes We Can" motto was being used years ago by Bob the Builder..
• I"m surprised to see George Bush swanning around at the Olympics. After all, he hasn"t got much time left.Shouldn"t he be back at the Whitehouse hiding all the valuables before that nigger turns up?
• I can fully understand McCain referring to Obama as "that one".I get them confused too.
• Britney has thrown her weight behind Barack Obama"s campaign for the Whitehouse.Watch out, they"re fucking running around with Spears again.