Nose jokes

• What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall?A broken nose.
• Why are Jews noses so big?Because air is free!
• How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
• What is the definition of embarrassment?Running in to a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first
• Why do Irish dogs have flat noses? They chase parked cars.
• A nigger is picking his nose when his mum says "Winston, stop doing that!"Winston replies, "But all the white kids do it.""I know," says his Mum, "But not with a fucking spoon!"
• What is Daniella Westbrook"s favourite sex position?Fuck Nose.
• You know women don"t enjoy being lied to.... unless it"s Pinocchio"s girlfriend and she is sat on his face.
• How do you break a blonde"s nose?Take your underwear off and lay down under a glass table.sorted
• A woman goes into a hairdresser and says "I want you to make me look like Amy Winehouse". So the hairdresser hit her on the nose with a hairbrush!