Nigger jokes

• I went to the Black Market early today...But unfortunately, they were sold out.
• Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?To get all their stuff back.
• The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold.
• A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?The apple. The rope stops the nigger.
• I find it shocking that so many African leaders are openly criticising Western governments, especially Britain, for their role in the slave trade. Fucking hypocrites. Who sold the slaves to the whites in the first place?
• Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for Britain, is there? I say, next time they have one, fuck em!
• Did you hear about the black girl that had an abortion?Crime stoppers sent her a cheque for £500.
• Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London.You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can.
• Pakis to the left of me, Niggers to the right!Here I am, Stuck in the middle of Crewe!
• Dear Points of View,I am appalled at the level of racism nowadays on the BBC. Last night I watched Crimewatch. It was all wogs, niggers, pakis and coons!
• People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!
• What do you call 100 niggers in a field?The good old days!
• Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?He was going through a mid-life crisis.
• The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.
• What do black men do after sex?15 years to life.
• I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You.
• A young black boy is helping his Mother to bake bread in the kitchen when he gets flour all over his face. He spreads the flour around a bit and turns to his Mother and says, "Look Momma, I"m a white boy!"His mother slaps him hard accross the face and says, "Go and tell your daddy what you just did!"The boy goes through to the lounge and says, "Look dad I"m a white boy!"The father grabs the boy throws him over his knee and slaps his arse really hard and says, "Go tell your Grandaddy what you said!"The boy trots off and finds his grandfather and rather sheepishly says, "Look mum I"m a white boy!" The grandfather grabs the boy, drags him to the bathroom, puts a block of soap in his mouth and begins to scrub his tongue with it before sending him to his room with no dinner.Later that evening his mother calls him down to the lounge where his family are all seated and says, "Well have you learned anything?"To which the boy replies, "Yeah I was only white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black bastards."
• It"s a pity Zimbabwe hasn"t got any oil, otherwise people might give a shit.....
• I"m quite a politically correct person. I don"t even like to call black people "black". I prefer the term "racially challenged"
• If we"d known that they"d cause this much trouble, we"d have picked the fucking cotton ourselves!
• I"m not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.
• A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it"s true what they say about black men."So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
• The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "beer please, nigger."He hit the roof and said, "why don"t we swap places, let"s see how you like it."So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "beer please, honkey."I said, "sorry mate, we don"t serve niggers in here."
• Why are niggers" teeth so white ?So you know where to aim your punch when you"re about to get mugged at night
• What"s the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y"all motherfuckers ain"t gonna believe dis shit!"
• A bloke and a tiger walk into a bar.The bloke says, "do you serve Pakis in here?"Barman replies, "yes of course we do, we"re not racist in here.""Great," the bloke replies. "A pint for me, and a Paki for the tiger."
• wats black pink black pink black pink a nigger having a wank
• How do you keep a nigger from drowning in a pool? Pulling your feet from his head.
• A Jew and a nigger jump off a building to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins? Society.
• Q. "What do you call a nigger with no job?" A. "Out of date farm equipment."
• Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead nigger in the road? Skid marks in front of the dog
• 1. What do you get when you shoot a nigger? = A dead body and your bike back
• A niggerette goes and gets an abortion. Crimestoppers sends her $500
• How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen? Throw in a welfare check. How do you get them out? Throw in a job application.
• What's black, orange, and very pretty? A nigger on fire.
• What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement.
• A tall building is on fire with people trapped on the top floor. A fireman stands on the pavement and shouts, "Jump and I will catch you." A woman jumps out and is caught by the fireman. Next a man jumps and is caught by the fireman. Then a black guy jumps and hits the ground, falling to his death. ...The fireman looks up and shouts, "Oi! Stop throwing out the burnt ones!"