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People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!
George Bush has just announced that the floods in New Orleans are believed to be the work of a suicide plumber from Iraq.
Two plane loads of Scouse volunteers left Merseyside today, bound for New Orleans. They will be assisting with the looting.
All these jokes about New Orleans and all the people that will probably be killed in hurricane Gustav, am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor bastards?I mean, nobody deserves to be black.
Five black guys, wearing purple suits and bow-ties, were found under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later revealed them to be The Drifters.
Students at New Orleans schools were in shock over their exam results recently. Most of them were under C level.
Millions of people have fled New Orleans fearing it may flood due to Hurricane Gustav, just like it did with Hurricane Katrina three years ago.Only the French could be stupid enough to form a city beneath sea level, and only the Americans could be retarded enough to live in it!
I wish we were more like America. No, really, I do. In some ways we are already very similar.Many of our cities are full of ethnic minorities, but the Americans have one up on us here. Imagine how nice it would be if Bradford was below sea level and in a hurricane zone too?
Barack Obama said in his speech last week, "God loves America."Well, God may love America, but he fucking hates New Orleans.
Quentin Tarantino is to make a new film based on the New Orleans and Louisiana flooding. It"s going to be called "Reservoir Wogs".
Michael Phelps should do even better in the 2012 Olympics, seeing as he"ll soon have the whole of New Orleans to practice in.
Disney Pixar have just announced the release of a new underwater epic set in New Orleans.It"s called "Finding Negro!"
Just been watching the news. In New Orleans, there are thousands of black people running through the streets carrying sackloads of valuables.Just think what it"ll be like when someone tells them that Hurricane Gustav"s on the way...
I"ve heard they were having an "80s revival weekend in New Orleans...It was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up.
What is George Bush"s position on Roe vs. Wade?He didn"t care how people got out of New Orleans.
