Nazi jokes
- Hitler is walking by a concentration camp, when he spots a little girl.He walks up to her, and asks: -How old are you then?-IŽll be ten in two days.-No you wonŽt, says Hitler and walks away smiling.
- What did the Nazis get after they installed tanning beds in Auschwitz?Concentrated orange Jews.
- Excerpt from a week of the diary of Anne Frank:June 14th 1943: HidJune 15th 1943: HidJune 16th 1943: HidJune 17th 1943: HidJune 18th 1943: HidJune 19th 1943: HidJune 20th 1943: Hid...August 1st 1944: Bugger!
- What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
- I just got thrown out of Fathers 4 Justice.Superman and Batman have told me that Super Nazi is not a real action hero.
- I"ll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war.Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...
- 25 million jews murdered between 1933 and 1945.Carlsberg don"t do holocausts...
- What baffles me about America, and Hollywood in particular, is their "history" films. Rambo seems keen to make it clear that America actually won the Vietnam war. World War Two "Epics" like Saving Private Ryan seem to imply that the Americans were the only force opposing Germany. Then we get toss like "U-571." In reality, this was a British success that changed the course of the war, leading to the end of the Nazi regime and saving millions of lives. The Hollywood version decides that no, it wasn"t the British, it was fucking Jon Bon Jovi.We need to start seeing movies like this for what they are- fairy tales and fantasies to make Americans feel good about themselves. Anyway, fuck it, I"m looking forward to a run of "Iraq War History Movies" in a few years. No doubt it will turn out that the British weren"t even there, or if there were they would be nasty upper class baddies.
- Muslim extremists are in two minds whether or not they should kidnap Prince Harry.On one hand, he"s an infidel- a member of the royal family spilling muslim blood on their territory.... on the other hand, as a Nazi he can help them rid the world of Jews.
- Knock knock.Who"s there?Gestapo.Gestapo who?VE WILL ASK ZE KVESTIONS! *SLAP*
- A big, bald, tattooed Neo Nazi type storms into the pub and stands at the bar. "Right, listen up, fuckers! Every bloke to my left is a cunt! And every bloke to my right is a faggot! Any bastard got a problem with that?"All the men in the pub fearfully stare into their pints, but one man, a short, balding nerd with glasses and a briefcase stands up."Oh, you want your head kicked in then, shorty?""No, it"s nothing like that. I just appear to be on the wrong side of the room."
- Ive just been researching my family history and i just found out my grandad died in a nazi concentration camp.
He fell out of his machine gun tower.
